I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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