so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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