i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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