His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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