I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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