I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
