People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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