it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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