I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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