butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just invented taco cereal.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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