Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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