As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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