i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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