i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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