i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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