life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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