he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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