That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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