ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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