Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
