Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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