i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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