I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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