Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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