More tranny stories later!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
