Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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