Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Congratulations! We have a period
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