so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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