her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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