We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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