I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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