but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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