do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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