Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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