my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to calm my uterus...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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