Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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