I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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