seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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