My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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