just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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