I'm really into asian looking animals
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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