Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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