So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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