your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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