Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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