so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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