Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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