U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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