Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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