I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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